haha listening to stories last night is brilliant, i got all of us kicked out the retired soldier because I was too drunk and everyone had to leave, fucking brilliant if you ask me!

leavers day!

yesterday was possibly one of my favourite days of the year! I had my dance exam which went really shit! I went to play rounders and ended up scoring a rounder which soon made up for me failing my exam! I then mixed my vodka with fanta and then started drinking in the assembly which was one of the funniest/sadest assembly, the teachers basically took the piss out of all of us and than gave us prizes and awards. Mine was for getting straight to the point and telling everyone how it is and what I think of them, which is pretty legit ahah so my award was to be the next Simon Cowell. We all had a lovely bbq with the teachers and we all talked and everyone got along! I went home realised I didn’t have my keys so i had to climb onto the roof(with help from mobbs and probert) and get through the window! We went to naggs and all got really pissed then teachers came and I got a drink off my high school form tutor, bakes, mozzers and then johnson gave me 7 quid to get a drink, JACKPOT! 

We then went to the retired soldier and silv kept calling it the retarded soldier ahah then i realised I lost my purse, went looking for it and found it with everything still in it! possibly the luckiest person ever! then got talking to this guy who i accidentally thought was alix, he was lovely, he gave me a fag which was beaut! then got to the retired soldier, silv told me she was leaving so i kissed her ahah, forgot i did that till she told me this morning, ooops. 

I was so pissed I started re-enacting the play I just did and started singing my song to charlotte which was really off key and flat, I really shouldn’t sing when I’m drunk ahaha then went to spoons and it was all lovely and started speaking to people who I haven’t really spoken to before and it was such a lovely night!:)

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